WoodsRuner
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After the speech in Berlin , Obama got out of the shower and was drying off when he looked in the mirror and noticed he was white from the neck up to the top of his head.
In sheer panic and fearing he was turning white and might have to give up his hopes to be president, he called his doctor and told him of his problem.
The doctor advised him to come to his office immediately. After an examination, the doctor mixed a concoction of brown liquid, gave it to Obama, and told him to drink it all.
Obama drank the concoction and replied, 'That tasted like bullsh!t!'
The doctor replied, 'It was, you were a quart low'.
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thats a good one
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LMAO!!!
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snake oil
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That is not a joke!!!
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Swampy Joe
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That was good Woods! Except he is a quart to gallon low on everything else.
(1) Two french fries short of a happy meal not including a quart sized chocolate shake.
(2) Quart low of string for a DEMOCRAT puppet, has to many fraied and loose ends tied to him from the past.
(3) Pinnoccio would be jealious when it comes to lies that could add up to inches.
(4) Quart low on everything that he thinks will pull the wool over the eyes of the American public because we have airwave on radio and tv that will show a diverse oppinion on his stands and what he Represents.
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WoodsRuner
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Believe it or not, that joke was sent to me by a Black person. Obviously not an Obama fan. LOL.
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What I can't understand,is most of my Jewish friends and business partners all side with Obama! I have pointed out the Muslim tendicies of Obama,and they can't deal with it.....Israel will be toast if he is elected, and they are turning a deaf ear.. so sad...
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WoodsRuner
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Tell them he refused to take his oath of office on a Bible, and would only swear on the Koran, and see what they say. He claims to be a Christian, but that proves he is not.
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buncha macCain supporters, all of you must want another 8 years of bull****
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