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Kodiak Maniac

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You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.'

You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

You might be a redneck if: You still say ' Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.'

You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays.

You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.

You might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have.

You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to.

You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same.

You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.

God Bless the USA!


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I am an American! What is a Red Neck? Something that Jeff Foxworthy dreamed up?Why should people of a different culture be scruntinized over another? Are Blacks red necks? I think not,but the scream is loud and clear,we have different equalities!




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Kodiak Maniac wrote:

You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.'

You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

You might be a redneck if: You still say ' Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.'

You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays.

You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.

You might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have.

You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to.

You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same.

You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.

God Bless the USA!


normally these are pretty good , but i think this one sucked.

giving a last dollar to a friend doesnt make you a "redneck" , it makes you a good friend.

Respecting your elders and the ones who fought to keep this country free doesnt mean you're a "redneck", it just means you have good morals about yourself and where raised with proper training with respect.

Saying what you believe doesnt make you one either , it just means you stand up for yourself.

Not burning an american flag doesnt mean you're a redneck , it means you're not a terrorist.

Placing your hand over your heart during the playing of the national anthem doesnt make you one either , it just shows you respect your country and your countries veterans.

Bowing your head when someone prays just means you are a religious.

When you say Christmas instead of "winter festival" has nothing to do with being a redneck ... after all it is a holiday called CHRISTMAS!

Not protesting when seeing the 10 commandments in public only shows you agree with them , not that you're a "redneck".

And finally , the thought of being offended from hearing "one nation , under god" never crossed your mind because you know what those words stand for , and how hard we fight for them , not because you're a "redneck"

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if that makes u a redneck then i r 1

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camo fox wrote:

Kodiak Maniac wrote:

You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.'

You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

You might be a redneck if: You still say ' Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.'

You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays.

You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.

You might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have.

You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to.

You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same.

You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.

God Bless the USA!


normally these are pretty good , but i think this one sucked.

giving a last dollar to a friend doesnt make you a "redneck" , it makes you a good friend.

Respecting your elders and the ones who fought to keep this country free doesnt mean you're a "redneck", it just means you have good morals about yourself and where raised with proper training with respect.

Saying what you believe doesnt make you one either , it just means you stand up for yourself.

Not burning an american flag doesnt mean you're a redneck , it means you're not a terrorist.

Placing your hand over your heart during the playing of the national anthem doesnt make you one either , it just shows you respect your country and your countries veterans.

Bowing your head when someone prays just means you are a religious.

When you say Christmas instead of "winter festival" has nothing to do with being a redneck ... after all it is a holiday called CHRISTMAS!

Not protesting when seeing the 10 commandments in public only shows you agree with them , not that you're a "redneck".

And finally , the thought of being offended from hearing "one nation , under god" never crossed your mind because you know what those words stand for , and how hard we fight for them , not because you're a "redneck"


Good one Mr.Literal pants....

Some guy didn't stand for the pledge in Economics the other day and mayn, that teacher ate that kids ass...
It was good.


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snake oil wrote:

I am an American! What is a Red Neck? Something that Jeff Foxworthy dreamed up?Why should people of a different culture be scruntinized over another? Are Blacks red necks? I think not,but the scream is loud and clear,we have different equalities!


Hey Redneck! How the fuk can you have "different equalities?"


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cchagros wrote:

snake oil wrote:

I am an American! What is a Red Neck? Something that Jeff Foxworthy dreamed up?Why should people of a different culture be scruntinized over another? Are Blacks red necks? I think not,but the scream is loud and clear,we have different equalities!


Hey Redneck! How the fuk can you have "different equalities?"



He doesnt know what that statment means , he just got it off of his local KKK website and decided to put it on here to show support for his views.

If i had to take a stab at what it might mean , i think its something along the lines of "the white race is superior to any other race" - hence different equalities.. seems fitting for something he'd say atleast.

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